Apple CEO unveils his winky stick at special event
Technology News: Tim Cook, CEO of Apple, took to the stage at a special event in California last night and proudly unveiled his winky stick to the audience.
The stage lights then dimmed and a spotlight was pointed at Cook’s crotch. He then dropped his trousers and underwear and proudly pointed at his ding dong.
“We were all expecting a glimpse of the new iPad mini, not an eyeful of Cook’s length of winky,” said one attendee at the special event in San Jose. “But once I got over the shock I was able to appreciate the logical progression that he’s taking with this approach.”
“The apps looked amazing,” said another technology journalist who got a good view of the Apple boss’s wing-wang. “Or maybe that was just his balls.”
Story: Simon Swatman