Beverage News: Coffeehouse chain Starbucks have announced that itâ€™s that time of the year again to start pushing some pumpkin-themed bullshit at their customers.
â€śNamely reintroducing a range of pumpkin-themed bullshit that we hope our customers buy not because they like the taste, but because they feel somehow obliged to at this time of year.â€ť
Starbucks will offer pumpkin coffee, pumpkin pastries, cakes and cookies – while at some branches staff will happily pelt customers with pumpkin seeds.
Runge urges customers to take advantage of the pumpkin-themed bullshit now instead of waiting until later in the year.
â€śThe pumpkin-themed bullshit wonâ€™t be around forever,â€ť says Runge. â€śBy November weâ€™ll have decided that itâ€™s Christmas and your only choice will be cinnamon-themed bullshit.â€ť
Story: Simon Swatman