Beverage News: Coffeehouse chain Starbucks have announced that it‚Äôs that time of the year again to start pushing some pumpkin-themed bullshit at their customers.
‚ÄúNamely reintroducing a range of pumpkin-themed bullshit that we hope our customers buy not because they like the taste, but because they feel somehow obliged to at this time of year.‚ÄĚ
Starbucks will offer pumpkin coffee, pumpkin pastries, cakes and cookies – while at some branches staff will happily pelt customers with pumpkin seeds.
Runge urges customers to take advantage of the pumpkin-themed bullshit now instead of waiting until later in the year.
‚ÄúThe pumpkin-themed bullshit won‚Äôt be around forever,‚ÄĚ says Runge. ‚ÄúBy November we‚Äôll have decided that it‚Äôs Christmas and your only choice will be cinnamon-themed bullshit.‚ÄĚ
Story: Simon Swatman