Home News: After a heavy night of drinking Tony Blair became convinced that he was still living at No 10 Downing Street, spending nearly 20 minutes trying to use his old keys before staggering off for a kebab.

The former Prime Minister – who was reportedly overheard earlier in a nearby wine bar telling everyone how he’d ‘fix the middle east’ – forgot that he had not lived at the address since 2007.

Downing Street security staff reported a ‘overly tanned, drunk looking man’ trying to open the front door of No 10. When his keys did not open the door, the man then reportedly started shouting “Cherie! Cherie! Open the fucking door love! Have you changed the fucking locks again? You what?”

At this point the police confirm they escorted a man away from Downing Street, who then slurred something about a kebab, before dropping around £7 in loose change on the pavement.

Story+Image: Simon Swatman

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