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Punching Women News: Rhianna showed off a controversial new tattoo today – denying that it had ‘anything to do with Chris Brown’ or ‘any tattoos Chris Brown may have had recently.’

The striking neck tattoo seems to depict her former boyfriend with an ejaculating penis coming out of his forehead, but Rhianna’s manager insists that the similarity is ‘purely coincidental’.

“It’s actually an Aztec/African death mask funeral devilhead thing,” said Corenlius Von Hantsen, “And that’s not a penis, it’s a fertility worm.”

Chris Brown, who earlier this week was denying his own new tattoo was of Rhianna’s beaten face, says he’s satisfied that this isn’t ‘some kind of retaliation’.

“There’s no way that’s a picture of me,” said the singer. “I’m so much more beautiful than that. If that was a Chris Breezy tattoo on her neck, there would be, like, light and shit coming off of it. Her neck would have turned to gold. Besides, I don’t have a penis there. My penis is elsewhere, all the time. That’s just how Breezy does it. Word.”

Story: Jasper Gibson

Image: Q4Nobody

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