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Lifestyle News: A Finance Manager has taken to using the toilets on the floor above his office, in order to break up the tedium of work and inject some variety into his life.

Malcolm Ross, 41, from Swindon, decided to start using the toilets on the floor above him after using the toilets on his floor for the last seven years.

“I could tell you every detail of those toilets,” said Ross. “Every chipped tile, every dripping tap. Every scuff mark on the floor. When I realised this I felt incredibly depressed and thought I’d better make some big changes in my life. Now I’m pissing on the fifth floor and it’s great!”

Ross says the experience has made such a profound difference in his life he plans to make a further series of radical changes.

“As of next week I’m going to try parking my car in a different spot, to make the walk across the car park a bit different. I might even drink tea out of a novelty mug, instead of the company branded one I normally use.”

“And next month I’ve got some holidays booked – I’m going to a fetish club in Amsterdam to see if I like being fisted.”

Story: Simon Swatman

 

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