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High Five THIS!
“Oi Bradley – here’s somewhere to park your bike”
Ha, Elton fell for the classic “there’s no toilet on this boat” trick !!
Following George Michael’s appearance at the Olympics closing ceremony, Elton John proves that he too can make an arse of himself.
‘Put your arse away Elton, Travolta’s on his way past. Just wave’.
*smiles through gritted teeth*
Don’t let that moon go down on me.
Does my bum look big in this??
Looks like those sons are about to go down on him….
Bloody hell Reg……he said buoy, not boy.
Friggin in the riggin
In the wake of his recent Madonna/Fairground Stripper comparison, Elton shows us how it’s done in more high-brow settings.
Whilst on holiday renewing their vows Elton misheard when they said “you may now place the ring on the grooms finger”.
Elton still cant find that candle from his wind
Bubba Gum Shrimp goes down hill since Forest (left) meets Elton.
Elton shows off his well furnished behind.
Are you ready… Are you ready for love.? Yes I am, yes I am!
Right come on boys, how’s first?………Why is everyone ignoring me!?! #”@*
I wasn’t joking when I said this yacht is called “Bumme”
I was told there would be semen on this boat
“Is it me first today? Really? Has it been a week already? Ok, all aboard..”
gives you a 50% chance to decide what he talks out of…..
I remember when cock was young, me and David had so much fun. Holding hands and getting boned. Now I’m all wrinkly and old, will anybody fill my hole…….
Waaaa wa wa wa wa waaa
I’ve told you before Furnish, that hand ain’t going up it, it’s an outlet pipe only. Remember son, I’m the plug, you’re the socket and as long as you do, I’ll keep paying the bills!
…and here’s where they transplanted the hair from
My Elton John Impression in a bath house… Hold me Closer Tiny Dancer !!!
The reason Elton wasnt asked to appear at the Closing Ceremony!
Without a doubt…….the biggest asshole here!
No wonder David Furnish took him up the aisle
The Bitch’s Back(side).
”ooh yes I’m afraid it’s my turn to pin the tail on the donkey..”
Not just now dear,ive a headache !
“No Elt, I meant the one the Farfisa one you played on Crocodile rock.”
Elton’s ‘opening’ ceremony..
All Together Now
” And I Lived My Life With A Candle Up My Ring “
And this is what I think of HMRC
It’s Captain Pugwash, Seaman Staines and Master Bates!!!!
“Oh man, oh, oh no, eurghhh, that is the worst fart today, oh jeez, oh, that’s eggs and cabbage, Elton you dirty bastard…”
“Hey David, Saturday night’s alright for fisting…”