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Din-Dins News: American business magnate Donald Trump has spent the entire duration of a boardroom meeting excitedly talking about that evening’s din-dins.

Trump reportedly started the meeting at Trump Tower on New York’s Fifth Avenue by noisily shuffling a ream of papers. After a few minutes he paused and pulled out a naïve illustration of his din-dins, then held it up to fellow board members and declared: “Let’s talk about Donald’s dins-dins.”

The boardroom lights dimmed and Trump stepped up to a podium, cleared his throat and proceeded to give a four hour talk on the topic of his din-dins tonight – some eyewitnesses said the presentation used over 2,500 PowerPoint slides.

Some reports also suggest Trump’s henchmen bolted the doors, ensuring that no-one could leave the room during the talk.

“If I had any questions about Donald’s din-dins before, I sure as hell don’t now!” said one senior board member, on his way to the executive bathroom to hang himself.

Story+Image: Simon Swatman

 

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