Space News: Nasa‚Äôs Mars rover is already sending out strong signals that it is bored with the planet as there is ‚Äėnothing fun to do‚Äô.
Nasa confirms that it has already received a number of signals from Curiosity, most of which are complaining about the lack of things to do and that the planet is just a ‚Äėload of boring fucking rocks‚Äô.
‚ÄúWe were overjoyed to get a message from Curiosity saying that landing had been a success and the rover was 100% operational,‚ÄĚ said Doug McCuistion, head of Nasa’s Mars programme.
‚ÄúWe were less thrilled when it started its non-stop bitching about Mars just fifteen minutes after touchdown. Pretty much every signal we get is ‚Äėthis is soooooo boring‚Äô or ‚Äėis there a McDonalds near here or what?‚Äô.‚ÄĚ
‚ÄúThe last message we received simply read ‚ÄėMars is lame and gay‚Äô.‚ÄĚ
Story: Simon Swatman