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Temperature News: An American man who really loves sweating profusely has spoken of how eager he is to travel on the London Underground this summer.

“I’ve been looking forward to this trip for months,” said Brandon Vaughn from Odessa, Texas. “In the states everything is air conditioned, so it’s a real treat for me to come over to London and sweat myself stupid on the tube trains.”

“Not only am I looking forward to it being incredibly hot, but if I’m lucky it’ll also be really packed. All those bodies in such a small, airless space – the humidity is going to be awesome!”

In preparation for his travels on the London Underground, Vaughn has embarked on an eight week training regime – which included wrapping himself in foil and jumping up and down, as well as spending three hours a day inside an oven.

“I just love perspiration,” said Vaughn. “And I can’t wait to secrete salty droplets of sweat all over my fellow passengers on your Underground tube trains this summer!”

Story: Simon Swatman

 

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