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Celebrity News: After revelations about Kristen Stewart’s infidelity, a middle-aged woman today stormed into her bedroom and dramatically ripped a Twilight poster in half.

Robert Pattinson is said to be ‘devastated’ after his longtime girlfriend Kristen Stewart admitted she cheated on him with Snow White And The Huntsman director Rupert Sanders.

Susan Long, a PR consultant from Nottingham, was said to be as equally ‘devastated’, reportedly choking back tears as she tore the poster of the couple in half.

“I just don’t understand, why would she do that to him? He’s everything any woman could ever want,” said Long. “If there’s no hope for R-Pattz finding true love then there’s clearly no hope for any of us.”

Long has also taken the day off work, citing ‘crippling emotional turmoil’ caused by the affair.

“Although if their relationship does end, there’s hope for someone who really, truly loves him, like me,” said Long, as she started sellotaping a photograph of herself onto the half of the poster that featured Pattinson.

Story+Image: Simon Swatman

 

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