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- 3. 39 Ruined Photo Opportunities
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- 5. 49 Tasteful Tattoos
- 6. 46 Perfectly Timed Photographs
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I imagine the Windows version is a rusty leaking tap on the side of a rundown factory…
The Linux version is free and comes from a Pure Open Source, but I challenge you to get the top off.
Windows version now chrome plated
£9.99
And people would still buy it
Not iWater?
They should bring it out…then sue Evian/Volvic etc for stealing their ideas…
Nice, Jony Ive would probably drop the word ‘Water’ though as it is pretty obvious.