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Celebrity News: Friends and family of Katie Holmes have voiced their concern for her well being, after the newly-divorced actress has reportedly been trying to get back with Dawson.

“She’s been through a lot recently,” said one close friend. “But we’re worried – she keeps a picture of Dawson from Dawson’s Creek in her purse and keep on pulling it out and saying things like ‘I should have never left Capeside’ and signing autographs as Joey Potter. It’s really worrying.”

“It’s perfectly understandable that someone who has just gone through a divorce looks back and analyses their previous relationships,” said another pal of Holmes.

“Just not with a fictional character from a TV show that ended nine years ago.”

Holmes was also overheard telling people that she was the childhood sweetheart of Bruce Wayne, and that now she’s divorced, plans to become the Assistant District Attorney and clean up Gotham City once and for all.

Story+Image: Simon Swatman

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