Fashion News: An impeccably well-dressed toddler has left his mother looking like a shambolic joke who clearly grabbed the nearest item of clothing before stumbling out of the house that morning.

The four-year-old boy – who was wearing a well-tailored pair of Ralph Lauren three-quarter length trousers, matched with a perfectly co-ordinated Marc Jacobs khaki t-shirt – showed up his mother on a recent trip to a delicatessen.

“At first I thought it was a well dressed little boy standing next to a pile of dirty clothes,” said deli owner Francis Pancetta. “But it then this pile of horrible rags and cloth spoke to me. I realised it was his mother. That poor, poor child.”

“It’s really a shame that the little boy took so much care over his appearance, but his Mum clearly couldn’t be bothered,” said one disapproving customer.

“It’s almost seems like raising a child left her feeling exhausted – tending to her child’s every need, giving them constant attention, always playing with them and answering their incessant questions while dragging round a big bag full of pencils, paper, toys and all that other crap parents need at hand whenever they leave the house – what kind of excuse is that? What a lazy slag.”

Story: Simon Swatman

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7 Responses

  • C

    Absolutely disgusting what people say about other people, the fact she’s dressing the kid up nice is a good thing, maybe she is tired or maybe popping out for 2secs. So flipping what, she’s not dressed nice aswell the good thing is she’s trying to make her kid look nice. Maybe she also hasn’t got the money to dress herself properly, but anyway whatever the reason so what get a life u snotty stuck up people

    July 12, 2012 at 10:02 am
  • scooble

    irony eh?

    July 12, 2012 at 11:04 am
  • Michael W

    made me smile,not the article but the response from C.
    Its a spoof !

    July 12, 2012 at 11:22 am
  • Me

    That response from C is absolutely classic.

    July 12, 2012 at 2:21 pm
  • Joe

    Are you American C? Maybe just special.

    July 12, 2012 at 9:48 pm
  • Ibel

    Is C serious?

    July 12, 2012 at 10:01 pm
  • Chris Fierce

    I see nothing wrong with this. I often walk to my local Marks & Spencer in my green gardening clogs, cotton shorts that the crotch has worn out so you can see my beige y-fronts and my XXXL oversized dinner stained T-shirt.

    July 13, 2012 at 12:00 am