“I can put any child to sleep.” I’m guessing that involves brandy, or a pillow over the face.
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The perfect treat for children you hate this Halloween
This old Doonesbury cartoon from 17 years ago has gone viral as it’s weirdly prophetic about Donald Trump
Read this woman’s extremely formal rejection letter of a dick pic
This NSFW Twitter account puts Sylvanian Families into hilariously dark scenarios
Kathy Burke had a wonderful response to Helena Bonham Carter in the letters page of Time Out