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Most terrifying bridal entrance ever

July 5, 2012

you – the groom – run to the hills

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16 thoughts on “Most terrifying bridal entrance ever”

chrsbol on July 5, 2012 at 9:41 am said:

Where’s Dustin Hoffman when you need him?
..... on July 5, 2012 at 11:49 am said:

nice idea but a shit one
Powerisastateofmind on July 5, 2012 at 8:20 pm said:

I’ll give them six months. “I owe it all to you for taking a chance…” Hmm.
Bored on July 5, 2012 at 11:44 pm said:

TL. DNW
DAve on July 6, 2012 at 9:58 pm said:

There’s a VERY good reason why just two people are on the bride’s side. If I was the groom, I’ve have left her there wailing away.
owen robinson on July 6, 2012 at 11:25 pm said:

FFS ……
Alan D on July 7, 2012 at 11:51 am said:

That is absolutely the worst thing I’ve ever seen. The groom looks like he’s seen it all before though. Can’t have come as a surprise.
Clair on July 7, 2012 at 5:35 pm said:

That was horrifically painful to watch and to listen to. She might have waited ’til the reception when the wedding guests would have at least had the opportunity to get blind drunk before being subjected to that………….!
Techno-Snot-Rag on July 7, 2012 at 6:18 pm said:

Jeez.. It’s only a wedding ffs darling, your probably going to do it a few more times in your life.
bOZZA on July 7, 2012 at 6:31 pm said:

wtf is wrong with all your people
Simon cowbell on July 7, 2012 at 8:20 pm said:

Im afraid it’s a no from me…
Morseman on July 8, 2012 at 5:14 pm said:

I could only take about 1 minute of this. Poor lad, I don’t rate his chances very high but then again, many times people have said “I give it 6 months” and been wrong.

I wonder what the speeches at the reception were like?
Lee on July 10, 2012 at 11:43 am said:

Wow – I love it how all the guests have a totally dis-interested look on their face…
Barry on August 6, 2012 at 1:41 pm said:

I managed 8 seconds. It might of sounded better if she was under water, covered with a thick layer of ice
Bernice on August 11, 2012 at 6:34 am said:

Oh my God what was that. It’s his own fault, he had plenty of time to escape. Can you imagine her at christenings and anniversaries
Keith on September 10, 2012 at 9:19 am said:

Most weddings I’ve been to, the bride and groom are both too emotional and nervous to speak, never mind audition for the X factor on the way in.

Surely as the bride, you just don’t need to draw any more attention to yourself?

I’m really trying not to be mean, but damn, the whole day is all about you already, this just seems very strange.

I’ve seen kind of interesting wedding stuff before, but I feel unless it has a sense of fun about, it can really backfire, and this just feels terribly serious.

Sometimes I think you need to listen to your wife to be’s ideas about the wedding and reception, and occasionally go ‘we just ain’t doing that, go think of something else.’