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Fashion News: The creators of fashion author and television presenter Gok Wan have announced plans to supersede the current model with the new and improved Gok Prime.

The Wan generation has had a good run in the last ten years,” said Dr. John Tung of Gok Industries. “But technology and fashion has moved on, and we are pleased to announced that Wan will be replaced by Prime in 2013.”

Dr. Tung has told fans not to worry – Gok Prime will operate at ‘110% fashion efficiency’ – while the older Wan model will serve out the rest of its days signing autographs and posing for photos at the Merry Hill Shopping Centre in the West Midlands.

“Gok Prime will simultanousely see all fashion trends, current, future and past,” said Dr. Tung. “He will straddle the time streams to ensure universe-ending fashion paradoxes do not threaten humanity and help keep everything hardcore gorgeous.”

“Also the new model won’t need to wear glasses.”

Story: Simon Swatman


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