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Celebrity News: TV bosses have confirmed that just five people in the world are still actively keeping up with the Kashardians.

The seventh season of  the reality show Keeping Up with the Kardashians started this May – and now TV bosses are starting to regret signing a contract that will keep the series on the air through the ninth season.

“We had no idea that viewing figures were so low,” said a spokesman for the E! channel. “We thought millions of people were still on the journey that the Kardashians invited us all to join in on back in 2007.”

“Now we find out it’s just five people, we might just save ourselves a bunch of money and go door to door and personally tell them what the Kardashians have been up to this week. Or invite them around the Kardashians’ house so they can witness events at first hand. Whatever we do it hardly seems worth broadcasting it on TV.”

“It just proves who the true fans really are,” said one of the five remaining viewers. “We’re dedicated, unlike some. If you can’t stand the Kardashian heat, stay out of the Kardashian kitchen!”

Story: Simon Swatman

 

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