Porn News: An ardent fan of watching pornography on his 42â€ť TV isnâ€™t such a fan of closing his curtains while doing so, according to his neighbours.
Mick Harris, 47, from Peckham, London, lives on the third floor of a block of flats and itâ€™s estimated that around 40 of his neighbours inadvertently view his nightly pornography marathons.
â€śThank God he sits in the dark when he watches porn,â€ť said one neighbour. â€śIf he had the lights on as well as the curtains open I might accidentally catch a glimpse of him tugging away when I do the washing up. Iâ€™d probably never go in my kitchen again, just in case.â€ť
Concerned neighbours have considered asking Harris to shut his curtains, but find broaching the topic with him deeply uncomfortable – plus he looks unnerving similar to Phil Harding from Time Team.
â€śI honestly donâ€™t know what to say to him,â€ť said another neighbour. â€śAlthough I saw him fast forwarding through a brutal-looking fisting scene when I looked out of the window the other night, so I know heâ€™s not a total monster.â€ť
Story: Simon Swatman