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Gift News: An incredibly sarcastic Dad has spoken of how excited he is about getting yet another Top Gear DVD for Father’s Day this Sunday.

“I really love the opinionated tongue-in-cheek exploits of Jeremy Clarkson and his hilarious pals,” said Roger Deakins, 63. “The near constant stream of xenophobia they spout has me rolling around on the couch, splitting my sides.”

Deakins said he got a Top Gear DVD for Father’s Day last year, and that his son will probably get him another one this year, because ‘he clearly spends a lot of time thinking about the perfect gift’.

“Clarkson is just so funny – he literally doesn’t care about being politically correct. I find it in no way tiring, repetitive, or unfunny. I can’t wait until Sunday comes around and I can pop the DVD in – it’s going to be a real laugh riot.”

“I hope they paint a penis or something on James May’s car. Because that joke never gets old.”

Story: Simon Swatman

 

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