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Shouting News: Former PM Tony Blair has been taken into custody by the police, after spectacularly gatecrashing a conspiracy theory meeting in a church hall in Doncaster.

It’s thought Blair was intent on revenge against the man who interrupted him while giving evidence at the Leveson inquiry yesterday.

“I had just shown the group a video of the 9/11 attacks I enhanced myself using iMovie,” said conspiracy theorist Jake Wallows. “You can clearly see that World Trade Center 7 was taken down in a controlled explosion, in an attempt to justify the war in the middle east.”

“Then all of a sudden this tanned man in a nice suit burst into the room and started bellowing at us.”

It is reported that Blair was yelling for a full thirty seconds before he was bundled away by a caretaker, who locked him in a supply cupboard until the police arrived.

“You could tell he was extremely angry,” said another member of the group. “He was shouting things like ‘I’m not a war criminal’  – then he started screaming ‘only God is fit to judge my actions’ before the caretaker smothered him with a blanket.”

Story: Simon Swatman

 

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