David Attenborough does a live voice over for a clip of a tortoise having sex with a shoe.
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David Attenborough narrates a shoe-mounting tortoise video
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- 1. Unfortunate publishing layouts of our time
- 2. 200 Pictures That Made Our Year
- 3. 30 Amazing Street Posters To Brighten Your Day
- 4. 39 Ruined Photo Opportunities
- 5. 49 Tasteful Tattoos
- 6. 46 Perfectly Timed Photographs
- 7. 50 brilliant pub chalkboards
- 8. 90 Important Pieces Of Grafitti
- 9. Something Is Wrong With These Photos
- 10. 24 Brilliant Protest Placards
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- 2. Unfortunate publishing layouts of our time
- 3. 49 Tasteful Tattoos
- 4. 39 Ruined Photo Opportunities
- 5. 46 Perfectly Timed Photographs
- 6. 90 Important Pieces Of Grafitti
- 7. 24 Brilliant Protest Placards
- 8. Something Is Wrong With These Photos
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- 3. Modern Britain summarised in two pictures
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