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Bowie News: After months of speculation by fans, David Bowie has announced plans to metamorphose into his final form this summer.

Bowie, 65, says he has been realigning the cells in his body since last year and after a short period of hibernation, will hatch into his final form.

The singer also says he’s been preparing a special room at his home in Los Angeles, making sure it offers the right levels of humidity and has a plentiful supply of shredded newspaper with which he can build a cocoon.

“I can’t wait to take my final form and leave this flimsy humanoid body behind,” said Bowie. “Then earthlings will bear witness to the awe-inspiring majesty of my final form and bow down before me. Behold!”

“David has always re-invented himself throughout his career,” said music journalist Nathaniel Ganges. “And now we’re lucky enough to see the final form he takes before enslaving all of humanity and becoming supreme ruler of our world.”

Story: Simon Swatman

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