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Showbiz News: Pudsey, the dog who won Britain’s Got Talent, has expressed ‘profound shame’ after being caught publicly defecating in a park.

Eyewitness say that Pudsey – who is a mix of border collie, bichon frise and a Chinese crested cross – was initially seen at the park in Northampton ‘sniffing the ground’. It is claimed that Pudsey then squatted on the grass and started to ‘curl one out’, much to the disgust of the families using the park at the time.

“It’s a popular park with lots of young children playing in it,” said one shocked onlooker. “Just because this dog has won a prime-time talent competition and now considers itself an a-list celebrity, it doesn’t mean it can just do its bum business anywhere it likes.”

A spokesman for Pudsey spoke of how ashamed the dog felt after the incident and apologised for ‘letting the fans down’. They also denied that cocaine was involved.

Story: Simon Swatman

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