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Spirit News: Television psychic Derek Acorah has claimed Hitler is dead, after a messenger from the spirit world told him that “He’s not on this earth any more”.

Mr Acorah, 62, said, “I know Neo-Nazis the world over are convinced Hitler is alive and I’m really sorry – but your Führer has been over in the spirit world for some time.

He claims he received his information from a spirit messenger called Sam, shortly after Acorah looked at his bank balance and realised he needed to get some free publicity for his latest tour.

“I sat in my meditation room and I asked the spirit world and Sam confirmed he was dead,” said Acorah. “He said he was and mentioned something about cyanide and a bunker. How could I know such details as those if I am not a genuine psychic in touch with the other side?”

Mr Acorah added he did not travel to the site of Hitler’s bunker in Berlin to spare Neo-Nazi groups any unnecessary suffering. Plus, he doesn’t like boiled sausages and is proudly xenophobic.

Story: Simon Swatman

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