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  • Kevin

    This is all wrong.
    If a Spoon and a Fork = a Spork
    the rest should follow:
    Fork + Knife = Fife, or Fofe
    Knife + Spoon = Knoon

    And where did ‘Splayd’ come from? Who stuck the ‘D’ on the end?
    I would name the grand unification a ‘Spornife’ or perhaps ‘Knorkoon’. If the marketing department forced me to stick to the single syllable formula I would go for ‘Spink’ or ‘Knorn’.

    May 16, 2012 at 10:48 am
  • reetpeet

    I need a fork ‘n’ knife, and while I’m in the kitchen, you for tea, or you for coffee? :-|

    May 16, 2012 at 11:01 am
  • mrg

    It’s clearly a Spifrk.

    May 16, 2012 at 12:53 pm
  • Steve Armstrong

    Splayd is the brand name for a sporf, similar to Hoover/Vaccum Cleaner.

    Obligatory wiki link –

    May 16, 2012 at 12:54 pm
  • Roger

    To my mind:
    Spork + Spife + Knork = Spifork or Sporkife

    Or, startting from scratch:
    Fork + Spoon + Knife = Sporkife or Knorkoon or Foonife

    So I’d have to go with Sporkife

    May 16, 2012 at 1:31 pm
  • Amber

    surely it’s a Fo’spife?

    May 16, 2012 at 3:24 pm
  • Nick Robinson

    This proliferation of cutlery is worrying. Three pieces is already too many and these new by hybrids just make it worse.
    Anything that can be eaten with a spoon could simply be drunk (or slurped a least). Anything a fork can do, fingers can probably do better. All we really need is the knife which can double as a means to hunt food as well as prepare and eat it.
    And I agree with Kevin, if we must hybridise the hybrids, it’s a ‘knorn’.

    May 16, 2012 at 10:41 pm