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Golf News: The former world No. 1 Tiger Woods shocked fans and fellow golfers yesterday, by making love to the twelfth hole during the PGA Tour.

The 14-time major winner, who has been struggling with his performance recently, is said to have dropped his trousers on the green and begun vigorous love-making to the hole, who bystanders said Woods called a ‘cocktease’.

“He was about to play when he dropped the putter and his trousers and started thrusting into the hole,” said one shocked spectator. “Then he kept repeating the phrase ‘Who’s the daddy now? Yeah, I bet you like that don’t you?’ It’s not the kind of stroke I bought a ticket to see.”

Fellow golfer Nick Faldo expressed his shock and disgust over Wood’s actions. “The world of golf has a reputation to maintain, and Woods’ performing a sex act on the twelfth hole is disgusting and unprofessional.”

“At least in my day we waited until it got dark.”

 

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