In an alternate universe, Snoop Dogg became a motivational speaker instead, but kept his same writing style and preference for verse.
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The perfect treat for children you hate this Halloween
This note from a stranger is absolutely heartbreaking
Are these legs shiny or are they legs with white paint on them?
Nesquik’s Facebook ads are a bit odd
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world