Pizza news: A middle-aged manâ€™s life was sent spiralling into a bottomless pit of depression, after a Pizza Hut loyalty scheme highlighted just how much pizza heâ€™s eaten in the last six months.
â€śI thought I just had pizza as an occasional treat,â€ť said Scott Bergren. â€śBut thanks to the loyalty points Iâ€™ve racked up Iâ€™m only too aware Iâ€™ve eaten pizza every other day for the last half a year.â€ť
â€śOh God, my life is such a horrible mess. But at least Iâ€™m entitled to a free Pizza Hut branded iPod.â€ť
Bergren, who only just realised he was on first name terms with the Pizza Hut delivery man, says the iPod will come in handy as heâ€™ll load it up with really depressing songs by such artists as Adele and Leonard Cohen – then sit in a darkened room softly sobbing to himself while tucking into a stuffed crust BBQ meat feast pizza.
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