Swipe left/right

Terror News: The films of actor and comedian Adam Sandler have been funded by Al-Qaeda, in what the US Government describe as a ‘systematic attempt to destroy Western civilization’.

“The work of Mr Sandler has been under close CIA scrutiny since 1998’s The Waterboy,” said US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

“He just keeps on making these terrible films. One after another – who gives him the money? And why?

“After a long running investigation our analysts came t0 a single, chilling conclusion –  Mr Sandler’s films are funded by Al-Queada, with the sole aim of destroying the fabric of civilisation around us.”

Last night Sandler and his producers were flown to Guantanamo Bay for questioning. It’s reported when he was arrested, Sandler was in the early stages of planning a sequel to his 2007 film ‘I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry’.

 

Trending Now

  1. Exclusive
    The 27 most hilarious “publishing layout” failures of all time
  2. Pics
    This guy will fix your photos for free and the results are stupendous
  3. News
    Trump announced “Time Magazine’s Person Of The Year” and people are taking the piss
  4. Pics
    The 25 funniest Twitter jokes about Christmas
  5. News
    These 25 tweets from someone who is “definitely not a wolf pretending to be a man” are comedy genius
« Swipe navigation »