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Luck News: One of the three winners of the record-breaking £413m US lottery says they will spend their entire share of the fortune on a really awesome truck, promising that it will be ‘totally pimped’.

The winner, who wishes to remain anonymous in case anyone tries to steal his ‘sick ride’, says the truck will be ‘tricked out’ and feature custom diamond-studded rims, over 30 golden plasma TV’s and seats covered with leather made from the skin of The Pinta Island tortoise, one of the world’s rarest animals.

“The awesome doesn’t stop there,” said the winner in a statement released to the press this morning.

“I’m paying this one guy nearly 50 million to airbrush some cool graphics all over the truck. The Confederate flag, flames, some girls’ tits, hundred dollar bills – an eagle performing oral sex on a cobra. Cool arty stuff like that.”

Story: Simon Swatman

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