Egg News: UK chocolate company Thorntons have been slammed by consumer groups, after unveiling their latest product for Easter – chocolate âlove eggsâ.
The eggs, which vibrate and are designed to be inserted into the anus or vagina before being hidden in the garden for children to find and eat, have been labelled âdisgustingâ by family associations and the chocolate industry.
âYouâd expect much more from such a well-regarded chocolate company,â said Susan Lait-Cuddles. âThe eggs are less than 20% cocoa, which is appalling. In certain parts of the E.U you wouldn’t even be allowed to call this chocolate.â
âIn time of economic hardship we need to find ways to give our customers extra value,â said Thorntons spokesman Damien Kraszanki.
âCustomers will not only receive the pleasure of inserting a vibrating egg into their hoo-harrs, but also the pleasure of enjoying some delicious chocolate as part of traditional Easter celebrations.â
Itâs not the first controversy to strike at Easter – last year Lindt had nearly 250,000 chocolate rabbits destroyed, after they became infected with a rare strain of cocoa-myxomatosis.
Story+Image: Simon Swatman