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  • louis

    Sadly – with such blasphemous themes on your site and with your “the Poke” leadership accepting / allowing / permitting such material – your business model is short-lived – quite a pity

    April 6, 2012 at 7:12 pm
  • id

    It’s very disappointing, that such a promising site has decided to stab it’s self in the foot by allowing such blasphemous material. Be assured this in my last visit to your site.

    April 7, 2012 at 9:09 am
  • WarChild

    I don’t think anything is blasphemous when you consider the fact you would not have said anything had these pictures been about Odin or Zeus.
    Jesus was a man. God is a construct.
    Grow up and stop believing fairy stories

    April 7, 2012 at 6:55 pm
  • scampt

    poor old louis and id, although they won’t see my message cos they’re never coming back, an inability to laugh at themselves – and their hideous superiority complex, makes them as sad and dangerous as the Taliban, extremists. Open your eye’s louis and id – it’s all nonsense as your lack of faith shows – doesn’t take much to rattle your deeply held convictions, sad.

    April 8, 2012 at 1:58 am
  • tony

    whats wrong with humour…..its better than war and killing etc…etc…people get so hot under the collar about nothing…

    April 8, 2012 at 10:04 am
  • reetpeet

    I think God is big enough to take a joke. After all, if we’re made in his image he must have a fantastic sense of humour!

    April 8, 2012 at 10:05 am
  • Bob

    If it was real, do you not think he might have squeezed a few more black characters into the bible? Maybe a chinese guy or two? It would have helped sales… even George Lucas could have told him that.

    God is thick as shit

    April 8, 2012 at 10:08 am
  • DRS

    I think it’s hilarious!

    April 8, 2012 at 10:10 am
  • Enter your name...DMA

    Why are they fucking moaning. Its like complaining about fucking roger rabbit. Although that is easier to believe than a man coming back to life and moving a stone snd feeding ‘exactly’ 5000 people with a fucking sandwich.

    April 8, 2012 at 10:24 am
  • Mookie

    Brilliant! Love it. I will have to visit your site 3 times as much! ;)

    April 8, 2012 at 10:34 am
  • Jesus

    I want these on a tshirt. Fuck off Jesus!

    April 8, 2012 at 11:15 am
  • Rob

    Why do we put up with religion? It encourages intolerance and hatred, believers have a sense of self importance, it has more than its fair share of paedos, murderers and lunatics. Ever met a Jesus freak with a sense of humour? No, coz just like god, they don’t exist.

    Really hope you god-botherers follow the advice of that bloke in a dress and wear a cross round your neck every day. Makes it easier for us normal people to spot you and avoid you. Or kick you in the balls.

    April 8, 2012 at 11:27 am
  • Moses

    Christianity: the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

    April 8, 2012 at 11:41 am
  • Robbie_T

    As id says, why have you stabbed yourself in the foot? Are you going to shoot yourself in the back next? Is id short for idiot?

    April 8, 2012 at 2:40 pm
  • Herdsmann

    But Jesus WAS a black man. No Jesus was Batman. Sorry, I’m just quoting “Black Grape” lyrics here. NEXT!

    April 8, 2012 at 2:51 pm
  • Chris

    Im not going to spend what i believe to be my only life arguing about the existence of god.

    that said, if jesus did exist (with the same significance believed by his followers over the globe), to suggest that a great man such as this who refuses to accept humour or individuality is far more blasphemous than any of these images.

    if jesus loves all then celebrate him. if god exists we have him to thank for satire.

    April 9, 2012 at 1:44 am
  • Sean

    What reetpeet said….

    April 9, 2012 at 10:07 am
  • Dominic

    I think you should all shut up. This is brilliant :)

    April 9, 2012 at 2:19 pm
  • Brambo

    Jeejuz Christ this is funny, I think I’ve been rendered doubly incontinent. It’s a miracle!

    April 10, 2012 at 10:50 am
  • Chris Smith

    C.S. Lewis:
    “To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you.”

    Oscar Wilde:
    “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”

    April 10, 2012 at 1:19 pm
  • Captain Obvious

    Hahaha! That silly Jesus. What a twat!

    April 10, 2012 at 2:03 pm
  • cmn

    Everyone has a right to believe what they want to believe. Just like I have the right to find it ridiculous people ‘actually’ believe in fairy stories.

    April 10, 2012 at 3:12 pm
  • ridelo

    I don’t care if it’s blasphemous. What’s worse: it isn’t funny. Not in my view at least, but maybe for fresh atheists who just got rid of the Jebus syndrome.

    April 10, 2012 at 11:53 pm
  • JKLPPNBRG

    I agree with WarChild, Rob and Moses.

    That was either some successful trolling by id and louis or they’re morons. Want some blasphemy? Here ya go: if there is a god like the one in the Bible, then he’s a asshole.

    God created man in his own image? Yeah, right. Why would someone living in the heavens have physical attributes so well suited to life on Earth?

    April 12, 2012 at 4:01 pm
  • Kevin Schafer

    To these critics, I have one thing to say about your blasphemies. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A GOD OR GODS! Jesus is about as real as Marry Poppins! Use your time dispelling blasphemies for bettering yourselves and the lives of others around you! That you do not do so is the real blasphemy!

    April 13, 2012 at 3:26 pm
  • Harmony

    I’m not a Christian, but I do believe in copyright.

    Which is why I am wondering if you asked the artist who drew these images for the right to post them here.

    It seems unkind to use these painfully sincere images (cheesy though they are) to mock the artist’s deeply held religious beliefs.

    This piece would have been just as funny had you done your own illustrations. Instead, you used some religious guy’s work, and I suspect you used it without his knowledge or consent.

    I don’t think Jesus sheds tears over this, but the courts take a dim view of using other people’s artwork without permission or royalty payments.

    I think a few of the captions are hilarious and I’m not offended on any religious grounds. However, I do think the Golden Rule [do unto others...] is a good guideline in many situations. If you were an artist, would you want someone else using your work without permission or payment?

    April 17, 2012 at 4:05 pm
  • Paul

    Ah, Christians spreading the word of an intolerant, murderous God.

    All religion is evil. It causes untold damage and it astounds me in this day and age that people still believe a re-written version of Greek and Roman gods. Pathetic.

    April 17, 2012 at 7:26 pm
  • Victoria

    Blimey, you’re all so intolerant – on both sides
    a) The jokes are funny
    b) They’re not blasphemous
    c) People who believe things you don’t believe in are not necessarily morons and you are not superior beings (This goes to both sides)
    d) Being unpleasant about other people is a bit pathetic
    e)The knowledge of what Christianity actually stands for appears to be woefully lacking (on both sides)

    April 19, 2012 at 1:00 pm
  • bad lil mama

    annoying jesus is my faveourite. i wish he was a real person….

    April 19, 2012 at 1:11 pm
  • bad lil mama

    annoying jesus is my favourite. i wish he was a real person….

    April 19, 2012 at 1:11 pm
  • Buffy

    Victoria has it right!

    April 19, 2012 at 3:08 pm
  • David

    The bloke in this one (14/15) is clearly Alf from Home and Away circa 2000.
    Or Kevin off Eggheads.

    May 3, 2012 at 11:31 pm
  • Ken

    Shame the godsquad have taken offence as usual…. Never mind… I will be a regular visitor….

    May 13, 2012 at 10:42 am
  • Rev. J. Martin

    I guess I should be offended, but I’m not. Jesus was a man, with a serious job, but he drank wine and had a sense of humour. Take it from a vicar !

    June 24, 2012 at 8:49 am
  • JC

    Very funny & a little brave. If you’re reaaly brave, do one about allah.
    Go on, dare you! Just kidding. No jihad for me, I’m trying to give them up.

    July 12, 2012 at 4:04 pm
  • Johnwinsagain

    cracking stuff. we did this sketch about Jesus being a bellend at Christmas. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1oCdRmZyqQ

    July 14, 2012 at 12:17 pm
  • Siouxfire

    Some of the comments about Annoying Jesus actually made me say “Jesus!” I waslif… Stop shaking my arm, Jesus. I was goigslixcv… I give up.

    August 17, 2012 at 11:13 pm
  • TheLeanne

    This is the funniest thing ever! I hate religious people…and I used to be one

    August 18, 2012 at 11:36 pm
  • Max

    Try to publish similar jokes about Mahomet and argue that it’s funny with Muslim community ;)

    December 9, 2013 at 6:41 pm
  • Per

    “blasphemous” is SO easy to blurt out!

    This is so funny! And the guys who made these sick “My invisible friend” drawings deserves a good laugh!!!

    December 10, 2013 at 9:54 am