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Zoe News: Close friends of Zoe Ball expressed concern today about how much she has begun to look like her father.

She’s had some new publicity shots done,” said a friend, “and there have been a few comments.”

“Of course, she is still a very beautiful woman. She’s got lovely long legs and an exceptional aptitude for mathematics.”

I think Zoe is still every teenager’s fantasy: the girls want to be her and the boys want to be with her – even if she’s not on The Great Egg Race so much anymore.”

Ball rose to fame in the 1990s as part of the celebrated ‘ladette’ movement. She married DJ Fatboy Slim in 1999, just as she was enjoying her greatest success with long-running TV series Think Of A Number.

Turning into your Dad is an inevitable part of life,” says Hello! Magazine’s celebrity expert Giles Fodane. “Only the other day I began to experience sexual feelings towards my mother before attacking her with a golf club. And I don’t even like golf.”

Story: Jasper Gibson

Image: Ninj

 

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