Sexy News: An extensive new sex survey shows that over 60% of Brits have used a photo of PM David Cameron to delay orgasm when making love.
āBefore the coalition government came to power I used to mentally list unpaid bills or think about sports to delay ejaculationā said one participant.
āBut since David Cameron has come to power we keep his photo in a drawer in a bedside table. If I think Iām going to climax before my wife, I can just take a quick look into his podgy, soulless eyes and Iām good to go for another 5 minutes.ā
āItās refreshing to know David Cameron is useful for something,ā said Dr. Ray Manzarek, the scientist behind the survey. āOur findings show that Dave has unquestionably improved the UKās sex life.ā
āWhen Britons previously tried this technique with a picture of Tony Blair, intercourse was not extended – it was often abruptly cut off – with cries of āwarcrimes! warcrimes!ā.ā
Story+Image: Simon Swatman