Sexy News: An extensive new sex survey shows that over 60% of Brits have used a photo of PM David Cameron to delay orgasm when making love.
âBefore the coalition government came to power I used to mentally list unpaid bills or think about sports to delay ejaculationâ said one participant.
âBut since David Cameron has come to power we keep his photo in a drawer in a bedside table. If I think Iâm going to climax before my wife, I can just take a quick look into his podgy, soulless eyes and Iâm good to go for another 5 minutes.â
âItâs refreshing to know David Cameron is useful for something,â said Dr. Ray Manzarek, the scientist behind the survey. âOur findings show that Dave has unquestionably improved the UKâs sex life.â
âWhen Britons previously tried this technique with a picture of Tony Blair, intercourse was not extended – it was often abruptly cut off – with cries of âwarcrimes! warcrimes!â.â
Story+Image: Simon Swatman