Why settle for run of the mill matrimony when you could hire a tank, a gang of Oompa Loompas and ‘go zombie’.
If these 40 top tips aren’t enough – then you’ll find additional inspiration here.
1. Cancel the Limo and hire a tractor
2. Or cancel the bride and hire a superwoman
3. Always include the men in the tossing of the bouquet ritual
4. Find a role for family pets in the official photos
5. Go with a dress they’ll never forget
6. Give the men the chance to dress up
7. Turn your spouse into a wedding cake
8. Never settle for just flashing the garter
9. Always include a Raptor
10. Exchange rings
11. Express your love by releasing some birds
12. There must always be at least one zombie
13. But two is better
14. If you forgot the fake tan – then face paint will do
15. Add Oompah Loompahs
16. Or hire a giant
17. Book a children’s entertainer
18. If the sun’s not shining – improvise
19. Immortalise those heartfelt vows
20. A gritty urban setting can be just as romantic as the classic country location
21. And helmets – always helmets
22. Go ‘big budget’
23. Deter unwanted paparazzi
24. You went to lot of trouble picking the menu – so always take some pictures of the wedding breakfast
25. Brides – always welcome the helping hand of the local videographer
26. The tank we were talking about earlier, get one
27. Let them eat cake
28. Experiment with nudity, baby oil and soft toys
29. Don’t confuse the wedding ring for your cock ring
30. Live the dream
31. No long faces during the group shot
32. Keep it coming with the tanks
33. Monster masks always go down great
34. Pay your Dad to stay away if necessary
35. If he won’t say yes, find somewhere in the US where it is legal to marry a poster
36. Or just tear up the rule book altogether and head to Russia
37. Or California
38. Some weddings are like a modern fairytale
Others are more old-fashioned
39. Never skimp on the catering
40. Til death do you part!
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