Celebrity News: Comedian and actor Russell Brand has confirmed that he‚Äôs feeling much better after the end of his 14-month marriage to singer Katy Perry, and is now ready to resume some prolific shagging.
‚ÄúIt‚Äôs time for me to get back on the saddle,‚ÄĚ Brand joked at a recent film premiere. ‚ÄúLiterally, in my case. Did you know I once had sex with a girl sitting on top of a horse? My God, I‚Äôve had so much sex. And now I‚Äôm ready to have tons more!‚ÄĚ
36-year-old Brand, who was granted a divorce from Perry in February, has yet to detail exactly how much shagging he plans to do, though he has hinted it will ‚Äėbe loads‚Äô and he‚Äôs likely to end up with a ‚Äėraw willy‚Äô from all the sex.
‚ÄúDespite the physical dangers, I plan to fully commit to loads of shagging,‚ÄĚ promised Brand. ‚ÄúAfter all, those women won‚Äôt shag themselves!‚ÄĚ
‚ÄúOr maybe they will, and I could watch. Whilst shagging someone else.‚ÄĚ