Apple News: Details of the iPhone 5 have been leaked by staff at Apple’s factory in Zhengzhou, China.
The eagerly anticipated handset is, “slimmer, sexier and doesn’t explode at all during the manufacturing process,” according to one excited worker.
Reception problems that dogged previous iPhones have been ‘totally fixed’ by adding four cameras and a raft of amazing unrelated distracting features. Best of all, at a mere 90 grams, the iPhone 5 is significantly lighter than the 140g iPhone 4S.
“It’s so light! It’s brilliant,” enthused Wu Cheung, 11, “because it means I can carry more of them to the truck.”
Story+Image: Toby Tripp
Like The Poke on Facebook and you will never be bored again.




I hope you enjoyed writing that on your computer, which was made where? Where we’re the components made? Where was your tv made? Your oven?
Idiot
^^^^You must be American or something. It’s called a joke. You’re on a humour site…. Idiot.
Murf is correct. Bob is wrong. That is all.