Chinese staff leak iPhone 5 details

Apple News: Details of the iPhone 5 have been leaked by staff at Apple’s factory in Zhengzhou, China.

The eagerly anticipated handset is, “slimmer, sexier and doesn’t explode at all during the manufacturing process,” according to one excited worker.

Reception problems that dogged previous iPhones have been ‘totally fixed’ by adding four cameras and a raft of amazing unrelated distracting features. Best of all, at a mere 90 grams, the iPhone 5 is significantly lighter than the 140g iPhone 4S.

It’s so light! It’s brilliant,” enthused Wu Cheung, 11, “because it means I can carry more of them to the truck.”

 

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3 thoughts on “Chinese staff leak iPhone 5 details

  1. I hope you enjoyed writing that on your computer, which was made where? Where we’re the components made? Where was your tv made? Your oven?

    Idiot

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