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World News: UN nuclear inspectors have arrived in Tehran for the second time in a month after finding strong evidence that Iran is using its nuclear programme to create a Godzilla-style monster.


The team’s suspicions were originally aroused when they discovered a giant footprint by a facility in the north of the country, which Iranian officials tried to pass off as ‘an unfinished monster-foot shaped paddling pool’.

“At first we thought they were making nuclear weapons,” said UN nuclear inspector Herman Nackaerts.

“But now there’s is strong evidence to suggest this nuclear programme was to mutate a giant lizard capable of stamping all over cities in the western world.”

“Iran having their own Godzilla-style monster is totally unacceptable,” said U.S Secretary of Defence Chad W. Brohammer.

“If these allegations prove correct, the U.S will be forced to rouse its own monster, the mighty Mega-Freedomsaurus, from its slumber deep underneath Mount Rushmore.”

Story+Image: Simon Swatman

 

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