Swipe left/right

Europe News: David Cameron and President Nicolas Sarkozy signed a treaty today to strengthen the partnership between France and the U.K through wife swapping.

“France and Britain have clashed in recent months over economic policy in the eurozone,” said European economic expert Dr. Vla Poffertjeskraam. “But one thing they can agree on is they both have sexy wives.”

Despite the the UK refusing to join a European fiscal pact, Mr Cameron said they had an “incredibly strong relationship based on shared interests – namely the shapely legs and womanly curves of our respective wives.”

It is thought that during a previous summit a fruit bowl on the table was empty - Sarkozy then jokingly threw his car keys into the bowl and suggested they swap wives. Once the initial chuckling died down, it is said both men “exchanged looks of solemn approval” at the idea.

Story: Simon Swatman


Trending Now

  1. Pics
    Kathy Burke had a wonderful response to Helena Bonham Carter in the letters page of Time Out
  2. Pics
    The perfect treat for children you hate this Halloween
  3. Pics
    This old Doonesbury cartoon from 17 years ago has gone viral as it’s weirdly prophetic about Donald Trump
  4. Pics
    This is how a newspaper covered the story of a car smashing into their office
  5. News
    Read this woman’s extremely formal rejection letter of a dick pic
« Swipe navigation »