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Indian News: A nationwide manhunt was launched in India today to find those responsible for vandalising it’s most famous landmark.

Taj Mahal hit by vandals

This is a disgrace,” said Indian Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh.

Whoever is responsible for this childish and revolting affront will be caught, shot, then let go, then caught again and shot again. And then hung.”

Police sources believe that the attack was a well-planned operation that took place during the early hours of this morning. “We are examining CCTV footage and so far nothing,” says Detective Yashwan Chopra.

There are what look like giant ants crawling all over it at one point, but apart from that it’s all quiet. Until suddenly this massive cock appears.”

The historic monument is already experiencing record numbers as thousands flock to see the graffiti before it is cleaned off.

Normally everyone is having their picture taken so it looks like they are picking it up by the spire,” says groundsman Ravinda Negi.

Now they are all lying on the floor, looking backwards and smiling with their hips in the air. We are running out of space.”

Story: Jasper Gibson

Image: Q4Nobody

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