A fortune teller who predicts the future using asparagus unveiled her top tips for 2012 – including two Royal births and British glory at the Olympics. Mystic Jemima Packington, 56, claims to be the world’s only ‘Asparamancer’ and sees the future by tossing the spears into the air and interpreting how they land.
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