Scientists convinced defrosting alien is safe

Alien News: Scientists who recently found a massive alien creature frozen in Antarctic ice say they are convinced that defrosting it will be ‘totally 100%’ safe.

The scientists, who recently discovered the frozen alien body on a research trip, plan to defrost the alien to study it.

“It’s been frozen in ice for thousands, if not millions, of years,” said team leader Dr. Garry Campbell. “It’s clearly dead and therefore not a threat to anyone.”

“The worst that could happen is that it smells a bit, but one of the research assistants says he has a can of Febreze handy if that’s the case.”

Campbell says the alien will be thawed out immediately, but he’s also expecting a massive storm to hit the research station any day now and they will lose radio contact for up to a week, though people shouldn’t worry.

Story+Image: Simon Swatman