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There’s a whole new line of cancer attractions to worry about including Facebook Cancer, Squatter Cancer, Salad Cancer and Minicab Cancer – but with our handy guide to the Daily Mail’s pitfalls and windfalls of contemporary Britain, you should at least know who to hate, and where to the hate them.


by James Herring and Iain Armstrong

 

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