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Joke challenge: x walks into a bar

Today we asked our Twitter followers for some ‘walks into a bar’ jokes – these are some of the many, many highlights…

 

A giraffe walks into a bar, the barman says “Sorry mate, we don’t serve Heineken here”.
@QuantumPirate

War Horse walks into a bar. Barman asks: “why the long film?”
@Vi0lentDelights

A barman walks into a stable. The horse, still bitter, says “Why the tiny penis?”
via @DarylLayton

ƒ(x) walks into a bar. The barman says, “Sorry, we don’t cater for functions.”
@ScootMcR

Sean Connery walks into a bar and asks for a vodka martini. The barman says ‘I’m sorry, we don’t serve your short in here.’
@MadjestikMoose

A man walks into a bar, and is promptly knocked out of the World Limbo Championships.
@Pundamentalism

A man walks into a bar. On the floor is a pool of water and a dead dwarf. He knows that when he leaves he will be bankrupt. How so?
@MooseAllain

A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre. So he gave her one.
@BoomTownFair

Gill Sans and Bradley Hand walk into a bar. The barman says, “Sorry, we don’t serve your type.”
@RJD

A man walks into a bar in London. Ouch! It was an overpriced bar.
via @myfunclub

Elvis walks into a bar, says “love me, tender”, and the bartender holds him gently, strokes his quiff and they grow old together.
@CiaranM87

A parasite walks into a bar. Barman says ‘We don’t serve parasites here.’ Parasite says ‘You’re not a very good host’
via @SyrupySam