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Christmas News: A man without children has reacted blankly when a friend showed him pictures of their child’s recent Nativity play.

Childless man reacts blankly photos of Nativity play
He simply nodded like he understood what he was seeing and said something about the play having high production values,” said Greg Lions, whose son Marc played a shepherd in the performance.

What kind of monster doesn’t immediately start cooing over Nativity play pictures? All my friends with kids were in bits when I showed them the 200 pictures I took, but this so-called pal of mine just nodded politely.”

The man, who is now believed to be in hiding somewhere in France, also failed to ‘like’ pictures of his friend’s children dressed up for Halloween when they were posted on Facebook.

You think you know someone,” said Lions. “But when they fail to react to pictures of your son wearing a towel on his head while standing next to a cardboard camel, you start to question the basis of your friendship.”
Story: Simon Swatman

 

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