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PM News: David Cameron is obsessed with getting a sit-in inflatable Dalek for Christmas, according to concerned senior cabinet members.

Cameron really wants Sit-In Inflatable Dalek for Christmas
Cameron first started talking about the £200 toy back in July, when he saw it featured in a Sunday newspaper. “Ever since then he can’t stop talking about it,” said Samantha Cameron.

When he’s not talking about it, he’s drawing pictures of himself riding around inside one. The fridge is covered in them.”

Secretary of State for Health Andrew Lansley says Cameron’s obsession is starting to interfere with cabinet meetings. “It’s getting much, much worse in the run up to Christmas,” said Lansley.

Last week David was waving a sink plunger around and shouting ‘EXTERMINATE!’, then spent 20 minutes going on about how much he wanted the inflatable Dalek for as this year’s present from the cabinet.”

When I told him we would have to think about it, he said ‘please’ about 30 times until his face went even more pink than usual.”

Story+Image: Simon Swatman

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