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Saudi News: In the Middle East’s most progressive move since the Iranian government launched Slitbook, the female-only social networking site, King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia announced yesterday that Saudi women will soon be able to vote for which man they want to rule them.

Saudi women get right to vote for men

In a speech at the opening of the new term of the Shura Council – the body which advises on all legislation and political appointees – the cautiously reformist king said that the changes will take effect from next year. Many observers have taken this as a first step towards the relaxation of other laws that restrict the lives of women.

“Some of these laws are ancient,” said one member of the Shura, who wished to remain anonymous.

Some, like the prohibitions on women watching any of the men’s competitions in the 2012 Olympics, are more recent. If they are caught watching the horse-riding they will be forced to eat hay. If they are caught watching the naked men doing the swimming, they will be drowned.”

Saudi women can only use cheese graters provided they are supervised by a male adult. They are allowed to use sellotape – but only at the weekends.

“Obviously it all depends on how you interpret the religious texts – what mood you are in when you do the interpreting, what the weather’s like, that kind of thing. Admittedly this means that sometimes we have interpreted them in a very silly way.”

Story: Nick Tolson

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