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Sports News: Arsene Wenger’s crisis at Arsenal deepened yesterday when the Frenchman admitted that the club was “out of toilet paper.”

Crisis at Arsenal deepens: “now we're out of toilet paper”
With over 900 stadium toilets now devoid of tissue, Arsenal’s revered manager was last night pulling his hair out at the latest disaster to hit the club. 

With no delivery scheduled until Monday the 12th the game against Swansea on Saturday could well fall foul of hygiene laws set by the footballing authorities.

With a capacity crowd of over 60,000 expected for the second game in a week to feature English and Welsh teams, the potential closure of cubicles for the first time in English football history looms ever closer. 

It’s an absolute disgrace,” said celebrity fan Nick Hornby.

Playing like a pile of shit is one thing. Allowing actual piles of shit to accumulate within the stadium itself is quite another.”

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