Manners Girl Latest: As both families continue their war of words over the young woman’s conduct, the latest salvo has come from the boy’s GRANDFATHER.
In this swingeing email, currently doing the rounds on Twitter and Facebook with even greater speed than the Queen’s original, Prince Philip doesn’t hold back when he tells the Middletons what he expects from Kate.
The young couple may be waving happily at Canadians, but back home it seems that the feud between the in-laws grows ever more vicious as Prince Philip, normally known for his great tact and delicacy, makes threatening references to ‘tunnels’ if Kate doesn’t remember to just ‘keep her mouth shut.’
While the internet awaits for the Middleton’s reaction to this latest barrage of insults, there are unconfirmed reports that Prince Andrew is driving over to their Cheshire home to brick a couple of windows. Meanwhile ex-wife Sarah Ferguson is apparently only one Range Rover behind.
She is offering her services to the Middletons as a consultant ‘for the very modest fee of half a million pounds’.
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