1. To print out and make copies of the bingo card (below) 2. Access to a telly and some friends 3. Some £10 notes, a box of eggs, a jar of gherkins, a carton of tomato juice, HP Sauce, 1 bottle of Blue Nun, 1 bottle of gin, 1 bottle of whisky and 1 bottle of vodka 4. A bucket
You are now ready – follow these simple instructions..
Bingo Rules
1. When you hear one of the phrases on your card – leap to your feet shout ‘I’m SO Hired’ and punch the air. If you get there first – you get the point. 2. Whoever spots the most by the end of the show – wins
Drinking Rules
To make things more exciting why not combine the above game with these drinking rules…
> Anyone makes a reference to a tough up-bringing (drink a glass of Blue Nun)
> Sugar says ‘You lost me money’ (last person to produce a tenner must set light to it)
> Sight of the Gherkin building in an aerial shot (insert a gherkin into a nostril of the player on your right)
> Nick Hewer gives that disapproving, nose wrinkling look – like someone’s just dropped one (gargle and swallow a raw egg)
> If you spot Lord Sugar in a helicopter (all male players must complete a circuit of the sitting room, flailing their arms, shrieking ‘I’m in a helicopter. I’m in a helicopter too’)
> Karren Brady rolls her eyes (all female players must complete a summersault)
> Sugar says ‘Bloody Disaster’ or ‘bloody’ anything (a shot of Bloody Mary)
> In the boardroom someone says ‘Can I just say…’ (give the person to your left a Chinese burn)
> Candidates are forced to run because they are late (the last player to stand must run to the end of your street and back)
> Lord Sugar cracks a gag (all drink a shot of whisky + a splash of HP Sauce)
> Candidate crying, sobbing or weeping (large measure of warm gin)
> Sugar points his firing finger (drink a finger of vodka)
> The losing team enter the Bridge Street Café (you must, in turn, make a highly offensive remark about one of your fellow players)
> During the winners treat (when they drink – you drink)
> Double firing (empty your glass and then another)
Have fun – and do feel free to add any new forfeits rules in the comments section below.
disclaimer: highly dangerous..do not play this drinking game
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There should be some provision for percentages “given” over 100% (i.e. “I gave it 200%”). Extra drinking on a sliding scale perhaps?
when one of the candidates starts slagging off one of their teammates in order to distract Lord Sugar of their own incompetence, grab a knife and stab it in the back of the person to your left.
‘Step up to the plate’ is a shoe in.
Watched tonight’s episode, seen three quarters of the points on the card already. Don’t think anyone said the other team blew them out of the water, but maybe I wasn’t paying enough attention.
You’ve left out of the best one of all!!!!! “Process”!!!!!!!
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Where has The Apprentice Recap gone? Surely the funniest thing ever!!? Demand Jake Yapp does it again.